Fear and moaning in Las Vegas -- The accidental celebrity -- Book smarts -- Every day is New Year's Eve -- Who loves Dennis Rodman? -- Carmen-chanted evenings -- The marrying kind -- The pasta thing -- The battle of Newport Beach -- Magic moments -- T.V. guide -- Sports sinner -- Pardon my intervention -- You're not in Chicago anymore -- Taking care of business -- Michelle, my belle -- Mr. and Mrs. Rodman -- Forsaking all others? -- Media slightings -- A "Dennis Rodman story" -- The interview -- Famous as I wanna be -- Not yet underrated -- A place in history -- Three rumors, five denials -- Citizen Rodman -- Roll video